Friday, November 13, 2015

The Singleton chronicles

Hi guys...Okey here.

Been a while.....

Whats been up? Nothing much, just work work and more work.

I'm probably having a bad case of writer's block where nothing comes to mind to blog about. Anyway, i've been on this babe's case for a while now...funny enough, we haven't technically met, but..it's complicated jare..

Here's what happened.

I just tune in one thursday evening to Smooth fm and they have a program for singles called "single n smooth" going on.I 'm listening in and this lady with a lovely voice calls in and wants to meet guys. she talks a bit about herself and states who she's looking for.
I have airtime to spare and since I'm always one to help damsels in distress, i take a chance and call in.

The line goes through immediately. I'm in shock because that never ever happens!

I'm live on air, so i rally round, switch on the charm and speak to the presenter Jumoke. To cut a long story short, about four other guys call in as well hoping to meet the babe but after everything she chooses to meet me!!!

It's head swelling of course for me and we exchange emails through the presenter. I'm licking my chops in delight.

We start corresponding via emails the next day and Zee (Zemaye) sounds like a cool person. This goes on for days.....turns into weeks....finally nearly two months pass and she has stylishly refused to go on a date, give me her number or make any inclination to meet.

This is all despite many efforts on my part.

It's not only funny but it's getting irritating. I mean, for fuck's sake, you were the one who went on air to try and meet new people, you finally do and then you bail out. Jeez!

To be fair to her, she did give me her BB pin but nothing else.....i consulted the oracle of google since i had her full name and got very little useful information. I know a bit about her seeing as we've exchanged close to seventy emails but still it's puzzling.

All i know is that she's a PA to someone who works in Dangote group, she travels a bit, is very reserved and loves her couch.

*sigh* You can't win them all.



ps: i stumbled on an article later on that probably captures her mindset perfectly. lol....its enlightening.

http://thenakedconvos.com/tales-by-moonlight-the-singleton-chronicles/

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