Tuesday, October 27, 2020

That post you never thought would happen

 

Hey guys…Great news...

I GOT ENGAGED!!!

So, I had been mulling over it for quite some time earlier this year, and to be absolutely honest, Chioma checked all the boxes in the most spectacular ways. Why the fuck would I waste any more time?

Went online, found a lovely jewelry store, and got a nice ring.

I know she must have had some sort of idea about the whole thing especially as I made reservations at a Chinese restaurant one night..lol…anyway, it went awesome.

 In the middle of some sweet and sour duck soup (I think) after a lot of fidgeting on my part (very understandable) your guy strikes up the mushy conversation, looks her straight in the eyes, tells her how much he loves her and needs her in his life, brings out the white box, goes down on one knee, and does the deed. Of course, she couldn’t say no to this hunk of lovely 100-yard man-candy marriage material… I slip the ring on, we kiss and our waiter comes along to congratulate us.

Ladies, gents, minions and all, that’s how the single life officially ends for me and I hang my well-worn (oh, so very well worn) boots and retire my jersey from the game….(Insert wild applause and ovation from the cheering crowd here)

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