Hey hey...
Friday morning. I'm sitting in the office fleshing out some data in a spreadsheet. My office colleague's laptop is softly playing a Bruno Mars playlist.
Bruno is a fantastic musician and i'm really enjoying the songs. When he starts crooning the chorus to Travie McCoy's hit, "i wanna be a billionaire, so freaking bad"... i pause what i'm doing and start to think seriously.
I fucking do WANT TO BE A BILLIONAIRE!!!. Literally speaking.
It's crazy. I don't really see myself as a materialistic person but dear Lord, please make me very rich. There's so much i want to do, so much i want to see, places i want to go, things i would love to have, tons and tons of people to help, causes to join, plans to make...
Even if i don't get to do it all, being a billionaire would seriously help close several of these out.
All the self help and motivational books will tell you to set your goals, draw up a plan:short term,long term plans, start working towards them, celebrate milestones, bla bla bla....
Fuck short term,long term plans. Me, i really wouldn't mind being an instant billionaire o!!!
Is this selfish or lazy? Maybe, but who cares!
Let's be very honest, if any of us had the option, who wants to work??? abeg, leave matter, i'd much rather be rich. I have this propensity to daydream and one of my favorite ones is to just have a big suitcase fall from an overhead plane into my compound (when i'm the only one around o) which contains thousands and thousands of dollars/pounds!!!!.....chai!!...lol.
I went to Parkview Estate a couple of weeks ago and honestly, who in his /her right mind can seriously claim that money is the root of all evil? abeg park well.
Deep down, i know being a billionaire may never happen but i hope to be really wealthy enough to enjoy my life and help others. Oh well, a man is still allowed to dream abi?
"I wanna be a billionaire....sooo...freaking bad...."...The song ends and Bruno starts wailing about how he wants to catch a grenade for some scheming, two faced bitch who wouldn't do the same.
Wake up and GET BACK TO WORK boy!!!
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